Weird But True

Brazen couple has sex romp in packed NYC park in full view of kids: ‘Society is so f—king gross’

They took spring fling to a whole new level.

A video of a couple appearing to have sex in Manhattan’s bustling Battery Park has sparked outrage, with some calling for the perverted pair to be slapped with charges of public indecency.

The footage, which has racked up more than 50 million views since it was posted to TikTok on Monday, shows the perverted pair wildly thrusting beneath a blanket just yards from small children.

“Trying to enjoy a beautiful Sunday afternoon in NYC…,” the woman who captured the clip wrote. “Only in New York.”

The footage, which has amassed more than 50 million views since it was posted to TikTok on Monday, shows the perverted pair wildly thrusting beneath a blanket just yards from small children. TikTok/@girlsorwomen

In the video, two children are seen riding scooters close to the couple, while other kids play catch with their parents, unaware of the X-rated action occurring underneath the moving material.

It appears the kinky couple continued their public sex session until sundown, with a second video showing the blanket still moving at twilight after the Lower Manhattan park had largely emptied out.

Public sex is illegal in New York City, and is charged as “public lewdness.”

A misdemeanor conviction for a first public lewdness offense may be penalized with a fine and jail time or probation, according to the law firm Gianni Karmily.

In the video, two children are seen riding scooters close to the couple, while other kids play catch with their parents, unaware of the X-rated action occurring underneath the moving material. TikTok/@girlsorwomen
An onlooker appeared shocked as the blanket bounced just yards from children. TikTok/@girlsorwomen

Shocked viewers of the viral video railed against the couple’s conduct, with one writing: “I want to see those blanket people in NYC be hit with sex offender charges for having sex in front of children I am so serious. Our society is so f–king gross.”

“How did no one call the cops?” a second pundit asked.

“What happened to shame?” an additional viewer wondered.

The gruesome twosome have not been publicly identified, with neither video showing the faces of the pair after they emerged from beneath the blanket.

Meanwhile, others took the opportunity to crack jokes over the public sexcapade, with one quipping: “I don’t remember this part of ‘Sunday in the Park With George.'”